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      Jak każdy który wklei tu teraz swoje rozmowy, powiatowi inteligenci.

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      wojewódzki sie kurna znalazł

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      Jeden z lepszych wykopów jakie widziałem. Dzięki.

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      @rzabiorek: słoma Ci z butów wystaje.

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      To jest dopiero perełka:

      Stranger: Poland? Pologne in french?
      You: I think so
      Stranger: Do you speak german?
      You: Little bit
      You: Ich lerne Deutsch in die schule ;d
      Stranger: What is your birth language?
      Stranger: I mean, Poland is on wich continent?
      Stranger: *which
      You: Rofl
      You: Poland is next of Germany

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      You: Greetings
      Stranger: hello
      You: Should I talk to a stranger?
      Stranger: that's sort of your only option
      You: Mum sais I should not but you don't know where am I dont you?
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.

      Czyli raczej pedobait fail...

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      "Stranger: have you ever seen a dikfor"

      "Oni" też nie są święci :)

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      Connecting to server...
      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      Stranger: gay sex?

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      You: yo
      Stranger: hi, want you fuck with me?
      You: nope, sorry
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.

      boskie...

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      Stranger: are you a nerdfighter?

      :D

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      http://g.imagehost.org/0479/may3.png
      Connecting to server...
      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      Stranger: yo
      You: Hi
      You: im Adolf
      Stranger: im kevin
      Stranger: whats up
      You: form Osterreich
      Stranger: oh yeah
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      You: wykop?
      Stranger: wykop?

      fuck ;d

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      You: hi
      Stranger: Hi blaireau
      You: hi!
      You: whats up
      Stranger: My horse's crazy
      You: rly
      Stranger: he's totally berserk u see ?
      You: oh rly?
      Stranger: he wants ur ass to put his cock
      You: OH RLY? O_o
      Stranger: Bye man

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      You: Hi there
      Stranger: hello friend
      Stranger: are you a girl?
      You: Nah, nope :(
      Stranger: bah.
      Stranger: it's a dude ranch here
      You: I can call my mom if you want =(
      Stranger: could you?

      Oni są świetni ;d

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      @Gregor poziom rozmowy jak w podstawówce -_-

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      z nieznajomą osobom z nie wiadomo jakiego państwa będę o swoim życiu rozmawiał? Albo o wpływie zimnej wody na królestwo mrówek? Daj spokój ;)

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      Stranger: Is it 1985?, I need to know if the time machine worked?

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      Connecting to server...
      Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      You: hi
      Stranger: hope you are not from poland
      You: :)
      Stranger: rewelacja
      You: yes i am fro poland but i am normal :)
      You: haha ;D
      You: :P

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      Stranger: hi
      You: Say hi!
      Stranger: wykop ?
      Stranger: how are you
      Stranger: ?
      You: wykop?
      You: wykop wykop
      Stranger: no k!!%a nei
      You: what?
      Stranger: sorry
      You: why everyone's saying that word "wykop"?
      Stranger: i can tell you if you want
      Stranger: do you know what is digg.com
      Stranger: ??
      You: yup
      Stranger: do you know this site ?
      You: yes i do
      Stranger: do you know what does "digg effect" means ?
      You: partly
      Stranger: so
      Stranger: wykop -> wykop.pl
      Stranger: its just wykop effect
      You: ahh
      You: już czaję
      Stranger: ppl check if "stranger" are from wykop.pl
      Stranger: ja p%%!%#$e
      Stranger: po co ja sie tu pordukuje

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      You: hi
      Stranger: hi
      Stranger: Wykop??
      You: tak :)
      You: a ty?
      Stranger: Też :D
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      Stranger: hi
      You: hi
      Stranger: my friend and i have a bet going
      Stranger: he says this isn't real
      Stranger: that we're not talking to real people
      Stranger: could you email me at e****@w******.com
      Stranger: to prove you're real
      Stranger: ?
      You: i am real
      You: like you
      Stranger: can you prove it by emailing me?
      You: i love you
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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      Dostaliście coś takiego? Bo polskie zwroty też tam są :D

      Stranger:Write something and I'll pass it to another stranger:
      Stranger: u from ug?
      Stranger: Uganda?
      Stranger: holland
      Stranger: When was the last time you fapped?
      Stranger: eeee, wtf?
      Stranger: so what's up now?
      Stranger: UG!
      Stranger: Wykop.pl! :D
      Stranger: huh?
      Stranger: GLR?
      Stranger: implosion
      Stranger: i'm horny
      Stranger: Damn you talking to yourself
      Stranger: nigger
      Stranger: yea peter
      Stranger: k#!#a
      Stranger: your superior gilf brain is more knowledgable than mine?
      Stranger: ADD MY MSN CLAPATHY@LIVE.COM
      Stranger: Twoja Stara?
      Stranger: WTF nigger
      Stranger: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

      We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
      Stranger: k#!#a
      Stranger: i am cisla
      Stranger: NIGGER
      Stranger: 313?
      Stranger: your opinion of hipsters?
      Stranger: You said a mouthful, buddy.

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      Stranger: elo polaku z wykopu
      You: elo angolu z wykopu :)
      Stranger: xd
      Stranger: jaki masz nick?
      You: maestro51 a ty??
      Stranger: Dzony Zagubiony
      Stranger: patyczaki
      mugen
      tata

      dupa jasiu
      pariram
      seth_pl
      Stranger: Takie juz nicki znalazłem ;d
      Stranger: Musze leciec, kochanie :]
      You: heh to ja pisałem też z kilkoma ale nie z tymi
      You: kochanie ??
      You: też cie kocham ale nie aż tak!!
      Stranger: musze leciec
      Stranger: nara
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      Stranger: I gotta go, nice conversation though! Keep listening to good metal!
      ;)

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      Jak pierwszy raz trafiłem na normalnego gościa to akurat zachciało mi się głupka udawać :P

      Stranger: yo
      You: Kooonishuaaa
      You: atakono dee ?
      Stranger: so you're japanese?
      You: oo englisza man
      You: yas yas
      Stranger: actually I speak dutch
      You: bit i am baad english
      Stranger: no shit!
      You: oo dutch, what is a dutch ??
      Stranger: it's a language spoken in belgium and the netherlands
      You: oo belgium I a was in ja belgium
      Stranger: where in belgium?
      You: tu yeeers agoo
      Stranger: but where?
      You: yy it sa hard your names bat a woud remembaar
      You: Bruxellaa
      You: Antueerp
      Stranger: ahh brussels, the capitol
      Stranger: I'm from antwerp
      You: and aa... o ! Bruuuujjj or Brugg I a do not remembyr

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      Pierwsza próba i:
      You: hi?
      Stranger: yes?
      You: is it real?
      Stranger: is what real?
      Stranger: my breasts?
      Stranger: yes, they are.
      You: strange place
      You: :)
      Stranger: WTF

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      Kurde balansik trafiłem na szwaba:
      You: hello
      Stranger: hey
      Stranger: where u from?
      You: Poland
      You: and you?
      Stranger: GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE im from germany
      Stranger: my grandpa probly killed yourd
      You: hahah :-D
      Stranger: yours*
      You: or my killed yours
      Stranger: small world eh?
      You: yea
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      You: im sorry but you wife had an affair
      Stranger: seattle. you?
      Stranger: me wife had an affair?
      You: yes, im realy sorry
      You: with your neighbour
      Stranger: that old fag?
      You: yes, but please dont do anything stupid
      Stranger: does beating my wife regularly with a tire iron count as stupid?
      You: i dont think so

      Fajnych ludzi można spotkać o0

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      You: Hi! Polska?
      Stranger: hello!
      You: I speak english too.
      Stranger: so do i!
      Stranger: do you like english women?
      Stranger: or men?
      You: I prefer the first one.

      i dyskonekt

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      You: hi
      Stranger: hej gej
      You: how do you know this site?
      Stranger: where are you from? Noooooooo
      You: i'm from Taiwam, and you?
      You: Taiwan
      Stranger: o fuck, Poland
      You: did you hear about something like wykop?
      Stranger: ty cwaniaku!! Yes
      You: ty cwaniaku?
      You: what does it means?
      You: is wykop capital of Poland?
      You: every Pole i met said something about wykop
      Stranger: yes yees
      You: but i don't know what it is
      Stranger: its website whid porn
      You: porn is cenzored in Taiwan
      You: but i heard something about this
      Stranger: why?
      You: some people says porn want to destroy the world
      Stranger: wow, ist bulshit
      You: goverment tells everyone who know what is porn is tratior, and he must be ejected
      You: how old are you?
      Stranger: 20
      Stranger: you?
      You: 14
      Stranger: a fuck cheenise child
      You: chineese?
      You: taiwan is not china
      You: don't you know geography?
      Stranger: taiwan will by destrobyed
      Stranger: by china in futufe
      You: not, it won't
      You: why do you think so?
      Stranger: becouse they like smal chid
      You: goverment says there are no danger from china
      Stranger: ehe, your goverment buy, f-16, rocket luncher, javelin etc. No danger he he
      You: no, it names dyplomacy
      Stranger: no, china burn your house
      You: force is unnecessary
      You: do you think i am scared?
      Stranger: no i,m kidding
      Stranger: you know who is Adolf hitler?
      You: yea, he was dictator of germany or III Reich...
      Stranger: google.com?
      You: history lessons
      You: he triggered world war II
      You: atacked Poland
      Stranger: he atacket my ass
      You: do not form bad opinion about Poland
      Stranger: ok ok
      Stranger: capaj kiełbase
      Stranger: ęęłłąążżźź
      You: sorry? what do you mean?
      Stranger: this is cenzored
      You: למסע הפחדה שפוגע בחופש הביטוי ברשת האינטרנט
      Stranger: allah akbar
      You: are you muzi?
      You: muslim
      Stranger: nooo
      You: why did you say Allah akbar?
      Stranger: becouse is't "wyj#$iszczo modne"
      Stranger: you know:)
      You: ??
      Stranger: nieważne
      You: stop speakin polish
      You: i can't understand you
      Stranger: javohl, german freunde
      Stranger: hande hoch!
      You: kanst du etwas deutsch sprechen?
      Stranger: oo fuck smal child speak deutsch
      You: i'm not small child
      Stranger: 14?
      You: age is not the most importand
      You: important

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      Stranger: привет
      You: hi
      You: zdrastwujcie!
      You: daswidania ;D
      You: vodka?
      Stranger: да
      Stranger: бололайка
      Stranger: матрёшка
      Stranger: баня
      Stranger: лосось
      Stranger: и гармонь
      You: ?
      Stranger: ч0

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      Stranger: hahaha
      You: ye i am but actually there are people from all around the world in here
      You: so... you never know
      You: if there is somewhere strange country called cali
      Stranger: yee it's pretty crazy.
      You: Didn't I talk to you just few minutes before?
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    Stranger: fap fap fap
    You: hello
    Stranger: helo there my faping lad
    You: aha
    Stranger: from?
    You: My name is Peter, what's your?
    You: I'm from Poland
    You: u?
    Stranger: fuck me, this place is crowded with polands...

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      Connecting to server...
      Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      Stranger: give me a link
      Stranger: any link
      You: http://www.wykop.pl/wykopalisko/kategoria/wszystkie/2
      Stranger: wat
      Stranger: polish? fuck that
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      You: hi
      Stranger: hi
      You: from?
      Stranger: UK
      You: hooh, I'm from Poland
      You: I heard that there are a lot of Polish ppl in UK
      Stranger: yes...
      Stranger: they take all our work
      You: too bad
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      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      You: hi
      Stranger: hey
      You: i'm not polish... honestly
      Stranger: srsly?
      You: no
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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      Stranger: Hi :)
      You: elo
      Stranger: Where do you live ?
      You: in Somalia
      Stranger: wow :-) quite exotic for me
      Stranger: i'm from poland
      Stranger: europe
      You: dobra k%#!a też z Polski jestem :|
      Stranger: k%#!a wiedzialem

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      Stranger: hi
      You: Hello
      Stranger: Im from ug
      Stranger: who are you
      You: i'm from Poland (so you can disconnect now)
      Stranger: why
      Stranger: i know you want to steal my disconnect button
      You: OH NO , you know my plan !
      Stranger: yeah
      Stranger: you steal everything
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.
      Ah te stereotypy

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      Connecting to server...
      Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      Stranger: hi
      You: hi
      Stranger: u like planes??
      You: yeah
      You: rc planes
      Stranger: cool wana play a game??
      You: what game?
      Stranger: the game
      Stranger: /______________________________/____
      |_______|_______________________|______|
      |_______._____________|_________|_______:
      .________|____________|_________|_______|
      ________|_/_________/__\___--___\_______:
      ________/_____--~~__________~--__|______|
      __________-~___________________~-_____|
      ___________________.----------.________|___|
      _________________//_________(_(__>_____|
      __________.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
      _______/_|___C_____)/__lost__(_____>__|_/
      ______/_/|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__
      _____|___(___C_____)_game_/__//___/_/_____
      _____|______|_____\_________//__(__/______|
      ____|_________)___----___--'______________|
      ____|_______________________/__________/
      |
      ____|_____________/____|_____|_____________|
      ____|____________|____./___________________|_
      |____________/____..|_______|_____________|
      ___|___________/_____..
      /___/_____|_________|
      ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
      __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
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      You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      Stranger: hi..where u from
      You: Poland and you?
      Stranger: oh no
      You: hm ?
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    You: hi
    Stranger: hey
    You: from?
    Stranger: my mom, you?
    You: your dad
    Stranger: FAIL

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    nauczyli mnie na tej stronie nowego zwrotu :)
    ASL
    Age, Sex, Location (wiek, płeć, miejscowość)

    często piszą to na początku :D

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    EPIC :P

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: tak
    Stranger: wykop?
    You: jestem polakiem i ty pewnie też
    Stranger: a, jak... to sie nazywa wykop efekt;P
    You: conajmniej 1500 ludzi tutaj to polacy którzy czytają wykop
    You: xD

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      Stranger: hi
      You: hi
      Stranger: i pewnie jesteś polakiem z wykopu, nie?
      Stranger: ;]
      You: nein
      You: :D
      Stranger: hehe :D
      You: co tam? ;d
      Stranger: nie wiem, ale już mi się ten pomysł nie podoba ;)
      You: mi powoli tez, 3 rozmowa i polak odrazu :P
      Stranger: hehe, ok, cześć ;)

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      ...a rozmowa była ze mną ;P. Pozdro mattpo ;)

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      a o to co myślą o nas amerykańce :>

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      You: hello?
      Stranger: hi
      You: you first, I'm a little bit shy
      Stranger: i'm 12 female kentucky usa
      You: oh yes
      Stranger: a/s/l?
      You: 16/male/eastern europe
      Stranger: fucking terrorists
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      Stranger: anyway what were we talking about
      Stranger: ahh yes, penguins
      You: yes
      Stranger: ever fucked a penguin ?
      You: i do it only with pandas
      Stranger: freak
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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