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The Saint Orchestra - Theme From Return Of The Saint
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A powerful Emperor was looking for a new top samurai.
Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish samurai,
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and "swish" the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two.
"What a feat!" boasted the Emperor.
"Next guy up, show me what
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@cheeseandonion: można sobie mirko przeglądać
@cheeseandonion: a bidet do tego? Bez bidetu nie sram, nie jestem jednym z tych brudasów co rozsmarowują sobie papierem po rowie
A teacher asked the children in her 3rd-year class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny answered first. "I want to start out as a S.A.S. officer, go to the Middle East and kill loads of militant Muslims, return as a national hero, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana,
Little Johnny answered first. "I want to start out as a S.A.S. officer, go to the Middle East and kill loads of militant Muslims, return as a national hero, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana,