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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your
I went to the cinema with my girlfriend last night.

I approached the guy at the front desk, and said "Two tickets please".

The guy asked "For The Hobbit?"

I replied "Actually, she's my girlfriend"

#hobbit #suchar #inglisz