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Be me

Be 26

Recently got married to a solid 7/10

She wants kids right away

Gets her wish

Fast forward 9 months

Baby is on the way

In the waiting room becouse i couldn’t handle it

Wife has baby

mfw i see my child for the first time

Told her she could name tge baby anything she wanted

She tells the doctor that her name is Love

Wife isn’t a hippy or anything

I’m not huge fan, but fuck it, i promised her

Fast forward 10 years

Baby is growing up

Love comes back from school crying

Ask what’s wrong

Says she is being bullied becouse of her name

I cheer her up with some ice cream

Problem solved and bast dad award achived

Fast Forward 7 more years

Love has turned into a 9/10

She dresses normal

Always wears red nail polish

But she is shy

Very shy

She is still mocked constantly becouse of her not so ordinary name

She comes home from school

Obviously disturbed

Ask her if its about her name

She says nothing

Just kisses me on the cheek and leaves

First time she has kissed me since she was baby

Just wasn’t her thing

Can hear wife pulling in

She is home early from work

Hear door open from daughters room

Door then opens from garage

Loud blast goes off directly behind me

I fall to the ground

Wife looks at me and screams

I look down and see bullet through me chest

Love says something about her name

I look up at my still beautiful wife

I say

Shot through the heart

And you’re to blame

You give Love

A bad name


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